Money: Today, I noticed white stuff in my colored clothes as I transferred...

By broke_kid - 03/01/2010 13:18 - United States

Today, I noticed white stuff in my colored clothes as I transferred them from the washer to the dryer. That's when I realized that the white stuff is my paycheck which I had put in my pants earlier. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By daqueen009 - 18/12/2020 17:04 - United States

Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 01:50 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By mud - 29/11/2019 05:00 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I wore a new pair of white pants, feeling fancy. Halfway through the day, I discovered a ketchup stain that looked suspiciously like a heart right on the front. That explained why people kept giving me sympathetic nods as I walked by, probably thinking I'd spilled my heart on my sleeve… or my pants. FML

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Sunday 3 January 2010 20:09

So ask your work to stop payment on the cheque and issue another....?

blland 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:25

I made this face :O for like, 10 seconds, making the sounds of "AWWWW. AWWWWW."

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brittany1013 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:53

YDI for not being more responsible with your money. but sorry ):

matt_carlos 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:57

I did that one time with some winning scratcher tickets... I was so mad at myself.

trillian_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:09

they'll cut you a new check. make sure you bring the remains of the check in to work with you

FortuneFaded 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:16

That'll teach you not to check for your cheque. Oh yes.

jkjackson1990 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:22

didn't your mother teach you how to check your pockets of your pants before you put them in the washing machine? YDI

allen20 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:24

Cum anyone? :o

hockeychic156 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:29

you deserve it...you should have put it in your bag or wallet or somethin cuz look what happened now?!

teacher411 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:29

#9 it's a pay check. #11 maybe they don't want direct deposit or have a bank account. @op just have your work write you a new check. it's a hassle but they'll do it.