Miscellaneous: Today, I once again had another guy's sweaty crotch pushed into... - FML

By Chilaxe - 03/05/2014 22:44 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I once again had another guy's sweaty crotch pushed into my face. I still don't see why I enjoy wrestling. FML

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Chilaxe 15

Monday 5 May 2014 22:17

Hey, OP here, thought I'd comment to clear some stuff up. First, I really enjoy wrestling, I've done it since a young age and I love the competitiveness, the endurance it takes, ALMOST everything about it lol. It was just a bad day and that happening it just annoyed me, honestly, if you wrestle and that hasn't happened once, you're lucky lol, happens to the best. Also, I didn't mean to give a bad name to wrestling at all, trust me, I know all the jokes about it and it bothers me as much as any other wrestler, but hey, that stuff happens, you just ignore it and keep going. I did enjoy reading your comments though lol

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SquealingMoose 14

Sunday 4 May 2014 9:02

If you don't enjoy crotch in your face, stop wrestling. Simple.

mackdeezy 22

Sunday 4 May 2014 9:03

Well wrestling is always described as "sweaty men in tights" so you can't say you didn't know what you were getting into.

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abzray123 7

Sunday 4 May 2014 11:36

You subconsciously love it, just give in to your desires ;)

Cherryta 17

Sunday 4 May 2014 12:18

You don't have to do it...find something else...doesn't even have to be a sport.

F_Your_Life_001 0

Sunday 4 May 2014 13:57

I think you answered your own question, op

juanschwartz 18

Sunday 4 May 2014 14:08

Try hockey. All the wresting minus the crotch.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 4 May 2014 14:50

Well you have fun with it and it's something you have to work with everything has a downside

MissBehavin77 18

Sunday 4 May 2014 15:33

Use that as motivation to work harder and get better, maybe you can avoid that from happening less often.

brenton490 19

Sunday 4 May 2014 15:54

"We found this gay **** on your phone,I'm sorry but we're gonna have to let you go." "It's not gay **** it's wrasling!"

vikky538 28

Sunday 4 May 2014 16:09

nobody likes a feel of wet crotch...btw..when fighting in sports never think of anything else just concentrate on winning..that's the only way..

living_in_chaos 8

Sunday 4 May 2014 16:51

Are you sure you're not gay?

bpickett18 16

Sunday 4 May 2014 17:05

Don't lie. You know you liked it.

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