By Chilaxe - 03/05/2014 22:44 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I once again had another guy's sweaty crotch pushed into my face. I still don't see why I enjoy wrestling. FML
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Chilaxe 15

Hey, OP here, thought I'd comment to clear some stuff up. First, I really enjoy wrestling, I've done it since a young age and I love the competitiveness, the endurance it takes, ALMOST everything about it lol. It was just a bad day and that happening it just annoyed me, honestly, if you wrestle and that hasn't happened once, you're lucky lol, happens to the best. Also, I didn't mean to give a bad name to wrestling at all, trust me, I know all the jokes about it and it bothers me as much as any other wrestler, but hey, that stuff happens, you just ignore it and keep going. I did enjoy reading your comments though lol

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Top comments

SquealingMoose 14

If you don't enjoy crotch in your face, stop wrestling. Simple.

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mackdeezy 22

Well wrestling is always described as "sweaty men in tights" so you can't say you didn't know what you were getting into.

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Comments

Drizztreri 6

As a wrestler, I've always felt awkward wrestling girls. However, I've decided that if they choose to get man handled, groped, and have my body parts in their face, then they're in the right place, and I should feel no remorse wrestling them. If YOU chose the sport, either don't complain or choose a different sport, because men don't like it either.

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glabberfasted 16

Who said OP was a girl? Their username suggests they're male.

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junkman6 22

And #14 just went to his fantasy world, where he wrestles/gropes hot women all the time. Nevermind the OPs FML.

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loolaland 1

Coming from a female that has wrestled before:) we don't mind at all.

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zaise_chsa 19

I have a feeling OP isn't in wrestling by choice. Possibly a parent is forcing him to participate? If this is true, he needs to have a heart to heart with said parent or else he may never get out of wrestling.

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Jasmeent11 15

#15, OP clearly states he enjoys wrestling. There are pros and cons to every sport. :)

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the_truth_lives 9

OP your one of the ******* that puts wrestlers to shame. The fact that you put this on FML means your just asking to get eaten out by the community. Find a new sport because your obviously not meant for wrestling.

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juanschwartz 18

You're right, some people were just born to have sweaty crotch in their face.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Learn how to use your and you're properly. k, thanks.

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illegalbeagle69 23

Who the hell would wanna eat a kitten? *sarcasm* for the dumbass who thinks I'm serious. Why don't you take your "wrestling pride" and shove it up your arrogant ass. Please and thank you. You don't know the whole story so stop making assumptions. Afterall, it makes an ass out of you in front of the whole damn universe.

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the_truth_lives 9

#44, I'm not assuming anything because I know exactly what OP is talking about. It's probably his first week, and he wants to bitch and moan to the world about wrestling. The chances of you getting sweaty nuts in your face every once in a while is indubitable. I'm not full of wrestling pride, I don't like the fact that he complains to all of you guys about something that's obvious when signing up for the sport.

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illegalbeagle69 23

So you know exactly who OP is? Exactly that it's their first week? I find it hilarious that you say you know "exactly" what the situation is, but you are still saying probably. I know exactly that probably he's most likely on his first week. Makes sense. If you dont wanna listen to the issues people deal with, why the hell are you even on this site? One person's circumstances don't pertain to everyone.

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ArmyDoc 11

You don't have to live up to the stereotype of dumb jock you know. Hmm, or maybe you do..

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Opheliae 22

Actually, OP, it sounds like you can see it quite clearly...

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MinaGermania 12

You can deny it all you want, but you know very well. Very well!

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demonkitty619 8

Ugh I know the feeling... I'm a female wrestler who trains with males 98% of the time. Theres usually ass and crotch sweat on my arms due to my finisher, and pit sweat in my hair due to suplexes. All worth it, I suppose :)

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iamnotanoctopus 5

Just because she's a girl, it isn't the same type of wrestling? **** off, you ignorant prick, she could take your ass because you obviously have no clue what you're talking about.

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StateFarm98 10

No, moron. Finishing moves, and suplexes are professional wrestling. Scripted wrestling, OP is most likely talking about amateur wrestling... The sport.

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StateFarm98 10

Also, I think I do know what I'm talking about considering the fact that I've been wrestling since the first grade... Maybe get all the facts before you call someone ignorant on something you know nothing about.

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iamnotanoctopus 5

Suplexes can be used in freestyle too, which is the only type of "amateur" wrestling offered for girls in college, nice try. And if you're trying to outdo me and tell me I know nothing about wrestling, you should know that I've been around the sport since I was born.

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StateFarm98 10

girls can wrestle folkstyle in highschool... And there are still no finishing moves in freestyle :) she's most likely talking about professional wrestling. And my comment had nothing to do with her gender.

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StateFarm98 10

And also like I said, this girl is probably talking about professional wrestling so saying that the only amateur wrestling a girl can do in college on freestyle is irrelevant.

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pussystank 18

So you must be working in the Indy scene?

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MAD01502 20

Neither can I, to be honest...

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