Health: Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same... - FML

By EllieJ - 23/03/2011 15:22

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2020 08:09

Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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By imalwaystired - 21/01/2010 20:20 - France

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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By dammit - 01/02/2012 08:22 - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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By Cupboard? More like headboard - 11/12/2022 14:00 - United States

Today, my mom always forgets to close the cupboards in the kitchen. She's not tall enough to hit her head on them, but I am. I have done so at least a dozen times in the past week. I swear, I'm gonna knock myself out on those cupboards one of these days. FML

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By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 04:00

Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

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tencentsakiss 19

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:00

Why exactly would you store your bricks indoors?

Evii_fml 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 18:58

Hahahaha I'm sorry but that's hilarious! Hope you're okay! =)

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CaitShyn 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:28

haha, thats great... :)

xxCupcakeGirlxx 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:34

ouch.

TraceCase_ 19

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:39

My Ma is pretty much a hoarder so it wouldn't surprise me if a brick fell outta the cupboard. I totally understand and feel for ya. Waaaaiit a minute, **** MY life!!! Ahh, FAIL

MadeToCommentOnT 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:42

Shit, that would've hurt. Why is there a brick in the cupboard? Can't you out it in the shed or something? o.o

xSnow 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:43

Whyy on earth would your mom think the best place to put a brick would be in a cupboard? That's an accident waiting to happen! Lol.

nibh 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:52

a brick?

Juneauak 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:55

Weird. Your mom is weird.

LadyLazarus 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:58

Who puts a brick in a cupboard!? Haha

CarleeBugg123 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:10

well it's definately out of the way now!!

Ringerace 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:07

Why was your head in the way of the brick? It was clearly scared of heights and wanted down.

apcfan009 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:49

favorite comment ^.^

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