Kids: Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her...

By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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xScarletx 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:02

Yeah YDI for talking like that around your 5 year old

Broc 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:06

Why are you bad-mouthing people like that at all, let alone in front of a five-year-old? Really, it says more about your own insecurities...

Comments

kellster 2

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:24

Major parenting fail. Congratulations.

vag_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:49

serious parenting fail. man, you win judgemental douche of the year. and taught your little girl to call other women *****. good job!

Ibeapirate 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:55

Karma, thy name is children. There's a lesson to be learned here, for both you and your kid.

Carribu 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:56

YDI and your daughter will be a bitch when she's older.

cxal_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 0:58

If you thought the word was inappropriate than why are you using it?????

dizzyyy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 1:00

LoL!! That's funny I can see my kid doing that...

Tsukasa_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 1:19

Parenting FAIL!

oligopsony 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 2:55

#44: that's like asking "but what if someone is was a ******?" How many people someone sleeps with is morally irrelevant, and judging someone for it is doubly bad if you're applying the double standard, which is usually implied by the use of the word "****." YDI.

illeyad 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:18

This is both an FML and a YDI. It's a YDI becayse you should never talk in front of your kids, especially when it involves swear words/adult subjects. It's also an FML because there is no parent in the world who has not been in this position before- we forget how much kids observe.

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:29

I once exclaimed "son of a bitch!" to my paternal grandmother after losing a game of go-fish when I was 5. I learned that phrase from my father, so definitely watch what you say around your kids xD