Kids: Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her...

By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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xScarletx 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:02

Yeah YDI for talking like that around your 5 year old

Broc 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:06

Why are you bad-mouthing people like that at all, let alone in front of a five-year-old? Really, it says more about your own insecurities...

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imanorangegecko 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 8:09

U f*cktard!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

glassdoorfail 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:49

I find it ironic that people are slamming the OP for being judgemental, all the while judging her and her parenting skills on one comment she made, without knowing anything else about her. Hypocrites much?

LJ99 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:57

Kids say the darndest things.

TotallyBrit 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:05

Epic fail, should know by now kids copy what you do and say!!!

amazingkate 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:05

what the HELL were you doing shit talking in front of your daughter? man, you were so specific she knew which little girl's mother you were talking about. not only is she going to learn inappropriate language, she's going to learn to be a huge BITCH. like YOU. if i were you i'd have a talk with her.

ceisfu 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:18

ydi.

oligopsony 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:50

#85: that's not ironic, though. people are criticizing the op not for making judgements in general, but for making judgements based on irrelevant characteristics (how many people one has sex with). it's like saying "oh, how ironic! you call the kkk prejudiced, but your very judgement of them is discrminatory, don't you think? ho ho ho!"