By unwanted daughter - 02/07/2014 15:54 - Canada - Oliver

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Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML
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cwrocker 14

Wow, sorry OP sometimes parents speak before they think

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mattiscg 22

some people shouldn't ever be parents.

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Alastor13X 8

That is when you work hard to be successful and say **** you mom. That is just terrible. What could you have possibly done to deserve that?

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lkfoster1 7

You were meant to live

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TekBoi 2

Respect your mother, you should swallow.

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bsco291515 6

Semen is actually about 300 calories every tablespoon, so maybe it's not best to swallow

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bollocksup 1

Any chance you'd introduce me to your mom?

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trackstar224 4

That hurt me deep down well it's not my life lol

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Starponer 7

look at your dad and say "im glad you didnt let mom eat me." an slowly walk away drinking milk with eyebrows high!

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