By Stevieebabyy - 11/09/2009 02:45 - United States

Today, I participated in the school play. My family came to see me in the production. All was going well when my dad came up to me and said, "Where the fuck were you? The show sucked." Thanks dad for not recognizing your own daughter. FML
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Stevieebabyy 0

Yeah this was in June. - SORRY! I tried to submit it earlier this year, but it wouldn't work. And my parent's cuss around me. A lot. lol. Oh and did I forget to mention? My mom's the one who dragged me to the auditions. And he came up to me AFTER.

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thequickredofox 0

Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You should pull out a video of your birth or your parents' wedding, if one exists, and watch it as a family. As it's ending, turn to him and say, "Where the **** were you? The show sucked." He'll understand :D

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Ducati45 0

Maybe you were just such a good actor even your own parents didn't know it was you. This happened to me, I played two roles that were very different and that coupled with poor lighting, my parents didn't work out it was me till about half way through!

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Kira_fml 0

get over yourself, you tweeny bitch

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icertainlysuck 0

Win for your dad. Ydi for doing the school play.

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Plumppotato 3

am i the only one that noticed that it said that "...My family came to see me in the production. All was going well when my dad came up to me..."? does that mean that he came up to you in the middle of the play? im a little confused.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

it was probably during intermission

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Stevieebabyy 0

Yeah this was in June. - SORRY! I tried to submit it earlier this year, but it wouldn't work. And my parent's cuss around me. A lot. lol. Oh and did I forget to mention? My mom's the one who dragged me to the auditions. And he came up to me AFTER.

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giganticbrain 0

"Today I participated in a school play" Already you deserve it.

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anonymous45610 0

you dad used **** in a sentance while talking to you after your play. uhhh okay then

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toriscrewsup 3

wow thats just sad...and it actually made me really mad

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