By Stevieebabyy - 11/09/2009 02:45 - United States
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Stevieebabyy
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Yeah this was in June. - SORRY! I tried to submit it earlier this year, but it wouldn't work. And my parent's cuss around me. A lot. lol. Oh and did I forget to mention? My mom's the one who dragged me to the auditions. And he came up to me AFTER.
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thats gotta suck lol SRRY
That does suck so bad. :( She needs to disown her dad lol ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Your dad said "****" talking to you?
uhh a lot of parents cuss at/around their kids
well_this_sucks
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mine don't
then you have parents in the minority. at least in my experience most parents cuss in front of their kids every now and then.
MR_OHCRAP
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Well, if the parents swore to their child, they probably wouldn't even go to the play. Fake FML. The OP is only swearing to make it more dramatic...
kieran247
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lies
brendiz
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LOL yea & the fact that he had to cuss at you? as a dad? even worse...FYL
Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.
True. And all of us parents think our child is displaying true talent and has an unbelievable stage presence, but everyone else sucks! Your child's time on stage flies by in seconds, but when he or she is not on stage, time seems to be going backwards. You start to accept theories that time isn't constant and linear, but time warps really do exist.
Kay, You don't know stage parents! If the kid were playing the ***** of Babylon, the dad would swear that her performance was so good he almost ran to the ATM for some quick cash! Theorem HOLDS!
Plexico DO YOU HAVE A LIFE i cant help noticing u on EVERY FML HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOSER
Jk I meant to thumbs down u bc done school shows aren't bad
maybe his eyes were closed cause it sucked so bad, maybe that's why he didn't recognize you?
Second LOL ( on the Ipod touch ) That sux !!
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you're seventh, retard
A school play during the second week of September??? School hasn't even been in session long enough to choose a cast for one.
Has it ever occurred to you that a ton of FMLs are submitted months after the fact, if not even years in some cases? (We've had people who posted FMLs before reply in comments and explain it was years before and all.)
Some schools (specifically ones in the Southern Hemisphere) started way back in January. Plenty of time cast :)
What does how long FML's been around have to do with it? I've tried to submit stuff that happened years ago.
That happened to me earlier this year. My dad came up to me after the show and was like "Where were you?" I was a main character. Ouch dad.
deliapearl
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and he swore at u! ugh!
kick him in the ******
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Other than the swearing, I have a little bit of love for the OP's dad purely because most school productions ARE rubbish and you have to sit though them, can't see your child because there are hundreds of them on stage and pretend you like them. The man simply verbalized (badly) what a lot of us are thinking.
You should pull out a video of your birth or your parents' wedding, if one exists, and watch it as a family. As it's ending, turn to him and say, "Where the **** were you? The show sucked." He'll understand :D