Miscellaneous: Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought...

By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 208 962

By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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You deserved it 74 390

By Eureka! I still lose.... - 09/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML

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You deserved it 289

By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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You deserved it 60 665

The old switcheroo

By Retake - 13/08/2021 20:01

Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157

You deserved it 2 707

By bee - 23/12/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML

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You deserved it 3 512

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:24 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML

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You deserved it 7 452

Keep it down!

By LonelyStudent - 02/09/2019 19:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML

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You deserved it 172

By wasntme - 30/03/2009 10:14 - Netherlands

Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML

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You deserved it 7 448

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML

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You deserved it 35 853

Irchell 17

Wednesday 9 October 2013 0:03

Scumbag dad strikes again.

olpally 32

Wednesday 9 October 2013 0:03

What a jerk! Contest that grade with the school administration and teacher! That's bullshit.

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iiiPug 7

Monday 14 October 2013 22:42

Sounds familiar.

Waffawookie 6

Monday 28 October 2013 21:18

That is not fair at all!

SuperStalker13 5

Monday 11 November 2013 13:34

Wow, your dad is a ******* retard, hes probably just jealous of your skills

doglover100 28

Friday 28 February 2014 16:27

Nice of your dad to believe in you.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 29 July 2014 21:15

That's not fair.

Solano2580 24

Friday 19 September 2014 4:48

Get the case appealed, get the mom (if available) to notify that the dad made accusations and allow a monitored retest if needed

Solano2580 24

Thursday 23 April 2015 5:48

Simple solution, demand a retest to prove that you didn't cheat

Clarence Gilbert 7

Friday 23 November 2018 18:31

only thing to do is retake it by yourself. pass and rub it in ur dads face and school.

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

The old switcheroo

Keep it down!

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