Today, I peed myself on my husband's brand new white car seat... - FML

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By Amanda Howard - 31/07/2021 04:27

Today, I peed myself on my husband's brand new white car seat because I'm pregnant and he refused to pull over, even though I begged him too. FML

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SJKatt 15

Wednesday 4 August 2021 20:16

This would be so awful, I'm so sorry he did that to you. I hope that it was an honest mistake and he can learn to be better rather than something he did on purpose, which would be a red flag.

Advance 56

Wednesday 4 August 2021 16:55

I hope he learned his lesson.

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Advance 56

Wednesday 4 August 2021 16:55

I hope he learned his lesson.

SJKatt 15

Wednesday 4 August 2021 20:16

This would be so awful, I'm so sorry he did that to you. I hope that it was an honest mistake and he can learn to be better rather than something he did on purpose, which would be a red flag.

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