Love: Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars...

By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By Creep - 28/03/2009 00:24 - Canada

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By disasterbutton - 09/02/2010 00:28 - United States

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

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Check this out

By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Everybody needs good Neighbours…

By borkbork - 06/09/2019 00:02 - Canada

Today, I was standing on the balcony I share with the neighboring apartment. My morbidly obese neighbor didn't know I was there, and walked out with her breasts exposed. Her boyfriend then walked out and struck up a conversation with me about the fine weather we're having. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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Bird's eye view

By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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48Connor 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:19

Wow, stalkerish?

you_failed 15

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:19

YDI for being a creep.

Comments

12dcevin 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:35

this guy is awesome he probably does it just for you

shamille 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 10:32

a match made in heaven

thatnucca 36

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:36

Give OP a break! This sounds more like creepy but mutually beneficial arrangement... lol

clayforeva23 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:37

creep a little?

birdfreak 24

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:38

wow. r u that desperate? but then again id probably do the same to see a hot guy shirtless : )

Chrispayne 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:39

Sounds like,he is showing off for u. Maybe u should go over and get a better look

alexxss_fml 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:40

pffft. he obviously enjoys being watched. ;) keep on peepin OP

alexxss_fml 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:40

pffft. he obviously enjoys being watched. ;) keep on peepin OP

alexxss_fml 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:40

pffft. he obviously enjoys being watched. ;) keep on peepin OP

PRiMARELYiNSANE 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:40

Well i guess he doesnt care if your being a stalker! Condsidering that he knew you watched him & yet he still continued his routine without letting you know he knows earlier!! ^___^