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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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You ain't from around here, are you?

By Sylv - 15/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 14:20 - Israel

Today, after months of searching I finally got a job interview. Too bad I didn't have enough money to buy a bus ticket to get there. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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Arsonnist 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:15

Heads or tails?

FFML_314 11

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:16

He's a bum! Chase his ass down and steal his shopping cart. There's bound to be something worth while in there.

Comments

mikemocapaldi 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:38

you have to pass it on for the good luck xD but ye fyl hobos in NYC are tuff cookies

zkinsella 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:45

go hobo!

Mvhawks 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:58

UGH! Quit calling it a hobo people! He's a bumb. Hobo's are people who hitch rides on trains. Bumbs are homeless people. They have nothing in common! Get it right!

Arsonnist 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:02

Bomb*. Oh, wait...

lovely220 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 20:30

Bumb? I've never heard of a bumb.

InfiltratedMind 0

Monday 16 August 2010 19:27

*bum* you ****. I'm not to bad about the whole spelling thing, but really. give me a break and you didn't even fix it right *sigh*

te_amo_ily 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:02

you stole the hobos penny!

whatsernam3 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:07

never steal a hobos penny!

te_amo_ily 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:38

artisticninja713 13

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:23

Was it tails up because if so YDI.

losergiant 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:49

the same thing happened to me! not! hahahaha... FYL

robyn2222 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:24

really, a hobo?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:54

YDI for being superstitious. YDI for walking in the street to get to a job interview. YDI for having legs with which to walk. YDI for having a job interview. YDI for being a wuss. YDI for saying "hobo" instead of the more politically correct "urban outdoorsman".