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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 06:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was starting my new job in the city. A man with a torn suit on came up to me and asks me for spare change. In a hurry to catch a taxi, I declined and rushed to catch one. At the office, my boss was late. About an hour later, I found out the man in the suit was my boss. He was attacked. FML

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illwill514 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

that's stealing. ydi for sure

mister_moops 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

wow, you asshole.

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Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

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Quags377 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 5:25

You sir, are a complete failure

candygirl98 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:06

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bigassfish97 0

Monday 11 July 2011 16:19

you fail

missabbey 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 23:10

Really?? That is soo getting annoying

xxreikoxx 31

Saturday 29 November 2014 20:35

Nobody cares about you being first!

illwill514 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

that's stealing. ydi for sure

worlds123dumbest 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:07

OP, I have two words for you. KARMA BITCH!!!

mister_moops 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

wow, you asshole.

glutgyoogle 6

Monday 2 January 2012 23:25

You're a flaming doucher. Aintcha?

badumdum 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

that was pretty selfish....

ikepela 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:14

If it didn't belong to you, and someone was calling after you for it, don't you think you really should have turned around and gave it to them? Gotta agree with everyone else.. that was pretty selfish.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 10 October 2009 21:01

Yeah me too. And didn't you think that if they were calling after you, they would have seen you pocket the money? What did you just expect them to let you have it?