Health: Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it....

By inseriouspain - 22/08/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 14:45 - Malaysia

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By idontlikebitter - 08/03/2016 21:10 - Switzerland - Klingnau

Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By pagvscgrac - 13/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By Mirroronthewall - 30/08/2009 15:22 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

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Petey_devil 0

Monday 23 August 2010 3:20

ha there actually is a "correct" way to pop them; wrap two fingers in tissues and gently pressure til all the pus comes put, then put some astringent and neosporin on, to disinfect and prevent scarring. that is today's FML FunFact.

alaskan420 0

Monday 23 August 2010 1:19

5, what's the difference?

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aardvarkish 16

Monday 23 August 2010 10:21

Good. Now it's dead. Mission accomplished.

loludeserveit 0

Monday 23 August 2010 11:05

125: you, madam, are most certainly not a butterface.... the other chick is meh, but oh well... we can't all be perfect. -sigh-

Ludii_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 12:07

Lolz 121 makes me laugh. She says "ur hot" or "ur cute" to at least one person on every FML. Most of the time you can only see abs. Some of them don't even have any, just don't have fat. And no, not all muscled guys are hot.. That's like saying all blondes are hot. Which isn't your case, 121. Oh and at 14 years old you already try to look sexy on pictures..? You just look stupid.

Ludii_fml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 12:09

Oh you're not blonde. Sorry. Either way you're nawt hawt. <3

booroxx 0

Monday 23 August 2010 12:09

why are people giving grammer lectures on here ? anyways that must suck for you op !

aardvarkish 16

Monday 23 August 2010 13:35

173, I used to do that if the photo was either a celeb or obvious photoshop, until it dawned on me that the person could actually decide to put a genuine self-portrait up, and I would still be on record as saying "Dork A is hot."