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By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2018 17:30

Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML

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Partytime!

By revalc - 16/08/2009 04:35 - Canada

Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Party hard

By mylifeisfcked - 25/02/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML

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FOMO

By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 16:00

Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML

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Family love

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 11:00

Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 06/04/2025 20:00 - Australia

Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML

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Saturday Night Fever-ish

By lonely - 15/09/2019 04:05 - Canada - Granby

Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:33

Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:35

Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.

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dubst5p 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 18:38

Trust me I used to be a club promoter and make those all the time, most people don't even read them because they get so many and just click not attending

pimpinpimp 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 19:09

sounds like this kid from my school who tries us to do stupid shit when we're all busy

donnatones 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:04

people can be assholes...you'll learn as you get older that "friends" aren't always who you thought they were.

Misumi09 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:39

How sad .. :c

mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 3:03

tell them all the hoes will be there! hoes from different area codes<3

gammielikeoh 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 3:31

either you need a life or they need one.

mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 6:22

tell them all the hoes will be there! hoes from different area codes<3

mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:52

tell them all the hoes will be there! hoes from different area codes<3

mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 14:04

tell them all the hoes will be there! hoes from different area codes<3

mexmelli13 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 14:53

tell them all the hoes will be there! hoes from different area codes<3

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