Health: Today, I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on... - FML

By kimos - 10/05/2009 14:10 - Canada

Today, I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on a shelf at my studio. Upon tipping it upside down to swallow the last few delicious drops, I see a cluster of mouse droppings stuck to the bottom. FML

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kimos 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:59

Yup. This was stupid on my part. It was at my ceramics studio where we apparently now have mice. It's a brown mug that I keep in my work area. I should have thought to clean it before I drank but I didn't. Gross.

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ryvenna 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:04

That's careless to the nth degree. Were you staring elsewhere while pouring the punch? I normally look AT the cup/mug I'm pouring a drink into, to make sure nothing spills. Also, you need to set up a date with the exterminator.

ramonajay 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:01

ew

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erkdoc 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:37

once i poured myself orange juice in the dark and when i was halfway finished i walked into a lit room and noticed mold floating in it. I know how you feel :(

Kylaka 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 6:26

You may want to see a doctor about this. You can get extremely sick.

kylemclovin123 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 7:22

i am very sorry but next time check your mug before you drink out of it

takran 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 19:38

Ugh, I keep my cup on a hanging rack and still check it and rinse it out every time before I use it...

no_damn_luck 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:13

"I poured myself" How do you pour yourself? YDI for no other reason than crappy grammar. Is it that hard to speak and write correctly? "I poured some punch for myself" IDIOT!

gothymama 0

Friday 15 May 2009 7:30

Ewww! That's so gross! I guess it could've been worse... at least the droppings stayed stuck to the bottom instead of falling into your mouth... but EWWW!!!!

kissesinbetween 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:17

EW OMG!! & lol @ #64

kristidgranger 3

Friday 22 May 2009 16:44

It is called soap and water. Even if I were to use the same cup the next day I would at least look in it and rinse it out.

eurghmylife 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:29

omg,omg,omg,omg ewwww!! lmao

naysay91 0

Monday 1 June 2009 10:57

YDI...enough said.

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