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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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davemojo 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:09

congratulations ur goin to marry abird

lovelydarlings 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:08

She was just slap happy!

Comments

haleyisawsomee 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:43

your girlfriend is stupid... hahaha but congrats

Ctwebsyter 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:23

she sounds like a keeper.

Happiness2Joy 3

Friday 22 July 2011 23:03

Maybe those were tears of joy? :D

maw675 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 20:35

hahaha omg thts soo funny lol!! congrats anyway

RyanMcManus 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:34

hahahahah

Coolbreezer 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:12

hormones. they never tell u about it in school.

RodStar 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:37

Shes "slappy"...Get it? Like, happy and slap together as one word? not funny? Okay...

bepatientimadoc 6

Friday 4 November 2011 15:24

And did she say yes???? hahahaha epic

nailpolishCF 4

Friday 18 November 2011 2:20

today, my boyfriend proposed to me, i was sooo happy tht i started flailing and flapping my arms around and screaming. i ended up flapping myself in the face, it hurt so bad i cried. moment ruined. FML