By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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lovelydarlings 6

She was just slap happy!

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papaicey 0

ahahahahaahahahahaha

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jahbria 0

hahahahahaha now that's funny

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unixdude 9

...and as soon as she hit herself, you said "just kidding - I screwed your sister" right? If not, please don't reproduce with that. Darwin's laws only hold for natural selection, so you need to help out a bit since she will be kept alive against the pull of nature.

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Levvy 22

Nah, no worries. She'll start to cross the road one day, be startled by an oncoming car, then just stand there screaming, flapping her hands, hitting herself and crying.

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taylor27000 0

divorce the dumbass

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ItalianaMama 0

your the one marrying her ?

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deadbabyjesus 2

and your sure you want to marry her? roflmfao !

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Levvy 22

If any girl's reaction to getting excited is "scream and flap hands", that's a huge red flag right there. If she can't even do that without getting hurt AND crying, she's just going to end up giving access to your shared bank account away to a "Nigerian prince".

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