By sadlrana121 - 10/01/2015 22:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
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Ohone01 1

Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3

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19990231 29

Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.

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momac86 17

That is why I hate birds

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alitairi 18

they say thats a sign if fortune in your future. sucks, but maybe it means youll get tge job!

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watserp 3

It's actually goodluck for birds to poop on your head!

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thejonac 21

go to the washroom and rinse you hair and your hair'll end up wet and you'll look more attractive during the interview. problem solved.

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newyearstandup 13

I'm gonna go with the idea it will bring you good luck!!!! :)

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