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By Anonymous - 12/01/2021 19:50

Today I publicly removed all bad republicans from my life and also came out as non binary and bi, and my mom removed me from her life without a single word to me. I halfway expected this but, it still hurts after we were trying to start fresh. My mom chose bigotry and homophobia over her child. FML.

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ajschneids95 5

Saturday 13 February 2021 14:43

Seems like the right choice.

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ajschneids95 5

Saturday 13 February 2021 14:43

Seems like the right choice.

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