Health: Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise,... - FML

By ThisGuy97 - 12/08/2011 20:46 - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By Sayahh - 07/01/2017 08:07

Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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Old memories

By Will T - 01/09/2021 01:01

Today, I pulled a groin muscle. While cleaning the cat litter box. The last time this happened, I was playing high school football. 40 years ago. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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Fighting fit

By AnonThoughts - 24/10/2019 06:00

Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML

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By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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slitherbomb 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:55

You should exercise your arms more by masturbating.

supimnyancat 9

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:55

happens to me all the time.

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guilder16 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:02

Forget mouse and keyboard.. Use an iPad.

neongurl98 10

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:09

Duuuuddddeeeee..........

plizz3 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:12

OP That's truly a sad thought #getoutandbea ctive lmao

DomoLaDii 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:21

WOW!!!!!!! LMAO....

gptrash420 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:22

I read two words of that. just thought I'd say... no one gives a shit.

jbaby7892 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:30

Cam u say fatty maybe?? Lol

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:33

Can someone say OBEESE

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 14 August 2011 9:14

Clearly, you're incapable of that.

heresjuju 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:36

...well, that should teach you a lesson.

jerica41610 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:48

I've done the same scooping ice cream. I'm a server and it was busy night and almost everyone of my tables wanted a shake or sundae so I pulled a back muscle that hurt for a week or more

natinectorine98 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 4:51

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