By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sounds like you're over-enthusiastic when you chew. Or you have too much gum at once.

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onceuponatime456 16

You're NOT supposed to chew the whole package, just one piece!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Sounds like you're over-enthusiastic when you chew. Or you have too much gum at once.

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SaltyLurker 10

YDI for not being part of the Aryan race with perfectly strong jaw-lines.

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Pornstartled 14

Karma. I really detest people (publicly) chewung gum.

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onceuponatime456 16

You're NOT supposed to chew the whole package, just one piece!

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RichardPencil 30

Don’t try a jaw-breaker. They way you eat, part of your face might fall off!

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vegantreegirl 26

Ouch. I'm sorry. I have weird joint issues so sometimes when I yawn my jaw dislocates. Super fun!

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raganerus 17

gum sucks, makes peope look unintrressted and its a laxitiv.

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Stealthninjaa 19

The first time FYL, the second time you deserve it.

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