By stillAvirgin:( - 20/06/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML
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YacL 15

What the hell? What have you done recently to put her under the impression that you're a prostitute? Other than this, because this doesn't seem like a good enough excuse.

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OHnathanIO 4

If you have kids and they turned out like little ***** that's your own damn fault.

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lalablabla100 6

It does sound a little suspicious. I'm not accusing you but it does. An geez child abuse much.

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nooneherer 5

seems like your might be the one who needs tge app fyl

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tika12991 15

... my first and only question: why would you PURCHASE an app when there's so many good free ones out there? 😱

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millsjoshua949 12

So let be get this straight. You don't date when you have your period because a movie would be uncomfortable? Do you also not work or go to school? This just makes no sense to me. And your mother sounds nuts

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