Love: Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed...

By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 05:01

Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Blackout drunk

By MagnusDeus - 07/06/2015 15:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

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Team_Buffy 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:14

Why did you cancel the date? If you would of let your date show up, your mom would of seen that you were telling the truth. It could of gotten you un-grounded. But seriously........sometimes, I think people think of the weirdest shit just to get on this site. This doesn't happen in real life.

BlinkOnceForYes 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:22

That would be one horrible mother. But if you have no life, no friends, and no dates.. what is there really to ground you from?

Comments

xdarknightx 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:07

first

TROLLINshitUP 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:50

YDI for lying to your mom, you dumb unattractive bitch.

BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:13

u must be one ugly puppy (:

MagneticGuitar 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:44

You are the one to speak...

boltaction1 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:26

Seconded

Kgirl2cute 6

Sunday 16 May 2010 8:39

Jeez #3, no need to be a bitch!

Hommus 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:01

thirded

chelzy 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 20:22

she's not ugly. she's socially handicapped. by her face.

Brendan3693 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:40

81 jeez that was harsh -shakes hand- good one!

Team_Buffy 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:14

damnwtfdude 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:44

That depends on whether he was going to pick her up or the other way around. I don't think it would be too nice to leave your date waiting for you to arrive.

the_stereotype 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:37

yeah, but i mean, he still could have told his date the situation and told her to come there regardless

BlinkOnceForYes 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:22

That would be one horrible mother. But if you have no life, no friends, and no dates.. what is there really to ground you from?

dukain94 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 4:31

World of Warcraft of course.

PikaKitty 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:28

xD!!

QWERTYCommander 5

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:38

Wow. I hope your mom apologizes. But like #4 said, you didn't need to cancel the date.

HBubble 3

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:00

ydi for letting yourself get grounded. Your Mom will never respect you if you won't stand your ground.

shadowkiss13 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:08

um ya if i ever tried to "stand my ground" against my mom i dont know about you but i would never see the light of day

Kgirl2cute 6

Sunday 16 May 2010 8:41

Same. I'd be absolutely screwed if I tried to "stand up" to my mum.

YeahFMLxX 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:00

yay@9 for laying it all clear for us, if your young enough to get grounded by your mom for stupid shit, the FYL for having no social life :D

thinmint 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:20

sparkIy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:27

go anyway. sneak out of your window or whatever. it'll prove to your mom that you can get a date anyway & you won't lose the girl. anyway, your mom is a bitch. i'll happily go on a date with you, OP