By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

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thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

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So just clean it upp!!! How is this a FML?? Ooooo my life is f''''ed because my daughter played with poop! Oooooooo I'm really sorry to hear that!

I'm going to smear shit all over your walls and see you try not to complain.

#9 Your cat took a shit on your "$800" blanket? What was the blanket made of, gold?

islandbreeze 0

Ew I feel really bad for you! I guess it's time to teach her whats in the diaper stays in the diaper

Pressed_4_Time 0

#9 what the **** did u feed ur kid and who the **** pays $800 for a damn blanket? OP: that sucks but, unless she still wears diapers, where the hell did she find a dirty diaper?

fobchick 0

Oh no! That's pretty disgusting...

#15 if it was made of gold you could wash it loser

PleaseSayTheBaby 0

#15 My cat ate a ******* bird cause I found a half-eaten bird on my back porch. #18 I was being sarcastic to #12's comment...

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coolster56 0

seriously she was taking a nap most people don't stay awake for 3 years to watch every second of their child life

f you! people still need sleep after having children! I take naps whenever my son does so I don't go crazy ><