By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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cgregg01 tells us more.

As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

Top comments

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

Comments

Your still a loser kuzz you buy $800 bed ware I can get one that keeps me just as worm for 20..... Sucker

Thecheezanator 0

Wowww. FYL for having to clean it. Everyone else, Children do strange things. It has nothing to do with the parenting of the child. And most children are still in diapers or training diapers at age three.

seriously gross, but by the time you are 3, you should definately be out of diapers

crownme 0

#11 your an idiot O.P. That is f*ckin nasty I feel your pain

Eh, some kids take a while to be toilet-trained. Some kids play with poop. Some kids eventually end up on pornotube under the scat-fetish category.

atrialfib29 0

Be glad she didn't fingerpaint it on your face while your sleeping... Eewwwwww. LOL ..

PleaseSayTheBaby 0

#23 Yes I'm the loser who spells "Cause" like "Kuzz"... And $20 you say, try shopping somewhere other then Wal-Mart! Also more women have touched my blanket then your hand. :)

dude you sound like a massive douche bag

I guess it's her way of telling you she wants to be potty trained? ;D! But that's nasty, FYL :

Sounds like she's gonna be an actor in german scat movies. FYL