By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

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slityourwrists 0

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

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mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

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Funions 0

Haha. My 3 year old does the same thing, it's happened more than a few times.

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ISCxGUYI 0

And how did that go for you ?

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thuryn 2

Hahahaha! These comments are full of fail! It is not uncommon for three-year-olds to still be in diapers. You people obviously have no kids of your own. My daughter turns three soon and she is just now learning to use the potty (and still wears diapers). I have known *several* kids who weren't fully potty trained to the point where they could be trusted w/o diapers until they were four. Then there are some kids who figure it out at just over two. Not every kid develops at the same pace, or in the same ways. The OP's kid might have been an early walker. And #21: You're an idiot who OBVIOUSLY doesn't have kids. They wear you out. I mean they WEAR YOU OUT. When the kid naps, you nap, because when the kid is awake, you're awake. At two in the morning. And three in the morning. And four in the morning. So stfu and give the OP a break.

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chexmixbmx 0

Shoulda taken a picture and put it on fail blog. Painting FAIL

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mangowow 1

That happens all the time with kids...

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Hadley_fml 0

My manager at work calls these sorts of events "poopie parties"

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Seckoa 0

That's pretty sick. Couldn't imagine how bad that must be

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MissTipsy 0

Ehh eww! As long as he/she is creative! :D FYL & FHL

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gclunax 0

... If it was an old diaper tht was just there... YDI for not throeing it out. If she was WEARING it then took it off or sumthin... LOL

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