Clothes, Awkward and Intimacy: Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures...

By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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Monday 6 February 2012 18:55

Next time go nude, nothing to wash

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Monday 6 February 2012 18:54

Sub-zero cold..,

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rajesh80103 0

Friday 10 February 2012 19:04

why should you take his dirty tshirt... i will give u my brand new one.. no need to wash it ;-)

drooller 9

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:11

My gaydar is picking up signals... :O

dylanjb7 0

Monday 13 February 2012 8:55

Can you send them to me

AKholic47 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 10:29

What the hell? I love when my girl friend sends me those kind of pics. Is he by any chance gay? Jk

angelo0014 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 9:41

Hot of you....your boyfriend is a jerk

hilary56 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:53

Did you wash it?

speedy420 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 13:38

lol thats stone cold mama haha. damn

alex_martin1 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 15:54

Lol you probs just reminded him it needed washing :P

RemixV4 1

Friday 30 March 2012 2:26

I don't get these people who say you should dump him for not caring about the photos. I mean..you took pictures without your pants on. I don't blame him, it's not that sexy. Hell, swimwear would have been more revealing. You should have wore only the shirt, and used it to barely cover what you needed to.