Work: Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours...

By PollingLow - 10/05/2012 15:45 - United States - Decatur

Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML

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By anonymous - 05/09/2012 13:51 - Australia - Mittagong

Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2018 19:00

Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML

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By presidont - 18/10/2009 12:25 - Switzerland

Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML

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By annonoymus - 16/03/2010 16:00 - Australia

Today, I was having an in depth discussion with my girlfriend's father about how corrupt journalists are and how our town's paper is the worst paper on the planet. After insulting basically everything about the newspaper, I asked him what he did for a living. He's the editor of the newspaper. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 13:23 - Canada

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2016 01:09 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I gave my boss a report I wrote on my own time, full of suggestions on how to increase productivity and profits at our company. He said my ideas made "about as much sense as pistol-whipping a ghost" and that I was impressing no one. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 12:18 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, we had a meeting at my job and we had to introduce new ideas to our boss. Earlier, I was talking to one of my close friends who also attended the meeting about my idea. As we start the meeting, she decides to steal my idea and take complete credit for it. My boss loves "her" idea. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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By anon_smh - 18/02/2016 04:37 - United States - Bozeman

Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML

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Meritocracy doesn't exist

By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 10:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, due to nepotism, I lost to a competitor. They rarely contributed to the competition and were literally distracted all the way through. Their quality was pretty low as well, but they were friends with the judge. FML

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KiwiKitten 2

Thursday 10 May 2012 18:55

What a bitch.

tehaustiebear 34

Thursday 10 May 2012 18:56

Sounds just like every presidential canidacy.

Comments

debbster7 18

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:04

Wow. I would quit after that. That job's not worth it if it's filled with a bunch of morons.

ilovedoctorwho 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:05

She better start feeling guilty or karma is gonna bite her ass.

PawnShopPenguin 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:07

Your opponent sounds like a true kiss-ass.... Just be proud of yourself for having such good ideas!

tbenson0628 14

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:09

damn. sounds straight out of a movie

LetMeSleep 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:13

It's time to smack a bitch

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:16

Welcome to the industry.

Rocky007 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:18

Congratulations. You successfully made a difference in the organization. You should be happy!

newmandotcom 6

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:23

YDI for being gay

veera_fml 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:25

It's not her fault. OP was obviously more devoted and hardworking but still not necessarily what they were looking for.

benikki 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 20:30

Dress up like a girl and beat the shit our of her, OR put weedbin her office and a hand written letter to someone saying that she has no idea what she is doing, and that she is taking all of your ideas to be editor.. So when they go to look for weed in her desk they find that note with it!!! Haha bitch wanna play..