By PollingLow - 10/05/2012 15:45 - United States - Decatur

Today, I ran for editor-in-chief of a magazine. I spent hours working on my speech, and offered a bunch of new ideas to increase readership. My opponent just said that she, "loved the organization". I lost by a 4-1 margin. My opponent later announced her plans for next year. They were all of my ideas. FML
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Same thing different taste

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tehaustiebear 34

Sounds just like every presidential canidacy.

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redmane 21

Not only is the opponent a bitch, the staff is irresponsible.

Next time tell her a bunch of stupid ideas and keep the good ones to yourself. Then you will win!!!

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Do to her what Eric Cartman did to Scott Tenorman in south park or you could just put a couple drops of Visine in her morning coffe lock the bathroom door and sit back and enjoy!

For next time maybe you can die your hair blond grow some boobies and say "i love you all" :)

Maybe you talked too long & bored them to death!

shrdlu 28

Could be the board decided it was time to elect "a woman" (ANY woman) EiC, especially if the magazine was accused of "male bias" or is read more by women.

Sometimes acting dumb is the best way to get a job. Be smart enough to work there, but don't show that you're too smart. If the people hiring you think you're smarter or more creative than they are, they'll feel threatened, and they'll hire someone else. It's not fair, but it definitely happens.

ArielTheMermaid 17