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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 10:10 - Netherlands

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2024 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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dommosoh 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:54

Bet you forgot his dog's name.

dirtyhippie 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:49

Awww :(

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isthisonetaken 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:30

maybe he has a thing for dogs...

fallenarchangel 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:30

Wow #2 I hope u die

isthisonetaken 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:50

not that i particularly care but what did #2 do?

ohhdamn 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 21:07

I think they meant 18, because 18's being a ****.

kukopia 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:47

It's probably because he heard her call her dog by name multiple times - but the dog obviously didn't call hers. And it was HER crush, not his.

maria12_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:51

So what? He thinks your dog is cuter than you, maybe he just liked pup's personality better

badabing94 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:13

Haha but suck it up. No one can even remember my name, the love of my life, my family (the glass boots my ggrandma painted for me have my name spelled wrong, two out of five names on bday cards were spelled right) my FRIENDS! So as long as SOMEONE can remember it your lucky.

eastgirl16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:15

Awe, why?? I hope you don't think this is weird, but what's your name? Why is it so hard to remember? My name is always misspelled too. My name is Juana. But no one forgets it thankfully.