By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
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cheezball63 8

Damn that's cold

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ninjala 10

Shitlord. I can't get over that title.

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cheezball63 8

Damn that's cold

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cristy91 33

Definitely cold as ice. He was even willing to sacrifice their love!

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

Well, since the store already hates her, she could've gone off on a "your peepee is too small; I had to go elsewhere" tangent and she would be the cold one.

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TheCanucklehead 22

What's cold is it was snowing in the frozen sextion while op was eating ice cream

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TheCanucklehead 22

No spelling mistakes in that comment. Try to get the reference

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iBanana 17

Does anyone else just LOVE OP's insult "shitlord?" Not being sarcastic at all. Shitlord. The ruler of all things shitty. How original!

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Krystal3408 32

Well you're looking for original insults, huh

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Soloman212 28

I think shitpeasant is a tad more insulting, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

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ZombieInConverse 13

well, he's an asshole.

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webbface 25

I would not know what I would have done if that happened to me! That sucks OP! I probably would have just stood there frozen! Why would anyone do that especially if he cheated?!

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sarah1029_fml 7

I believe the correct term is "shitlord"

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PhishloverA 14

No he's a shitlord!

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slayertack 19

Don't let it get to you, it's not like you'll be seeing any of them again.

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RevenVx 16

Unless she lives in a small town where everybody knows everybody.

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ninjala 10

Shitlord. I can't get over that title.

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cottoncandymango 17

I would like to thank OP for using the term "shitlord". I will be using this for any future situation that may be necessary.

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MagicMike1496 6

Haha I had to read it twice because I couldn't help but laugh when I read the word shitlord. I didn't even know it was a word.

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iedsrduan 18

59, the fact that someone uses a word doesn't mean it's officially accepted as one.

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Nyx_fml 23

Maybe he just still resents you for that time you cheated on Monopoly. He should know what cheating means.

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badluckross 21

That's when you shout back "I only did it because you forced me to when you snorted your stupid cocaine, I begged you not to"

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Michael_92 20

Well at least you know he is a fucktard and that you are much better off now.

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olpally 32

What a sociopathic asshat. He really is a shitlord of an ex.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Damn. An asshole shitlord I get, but sociopathic? Kind of a stretch...

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