Love and Cheating: Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By fu2then - 09/03/2010 06:04 - Canada

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 22:35 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I saw my ex best friend and my cheating ex-girlfriend hanging out at the gym, where I work. They signed up here just to piss me off. It's working. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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Creepy guy

By GOAWAY - 26/12/2014 23:06 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML

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By crazytown - 10/04/2014 15:50 - United States - Denver

Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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cheezball63 8

Friday 9 August 2013 5:29

Damn that's cold

ninjala 10

Friday 9 August 2013 5:30

Shitlord. I can't get over that title.

Comments

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Friday 9 August 2013 22:45

Why don't you blame your BFF

thewife5 19

Friday 9 August 2013 23:04

She does.. That is why best friend is in quotes.. You missed the point of the fml I think tho.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 9 August 2013 23:54

You're right, he's a shitlord.

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 1:32

You shouldn't have dumped him. You shoulda just cheated on him with his BFF

thewife5 19

Saturday 10 August 2013 6:11

I do believe you haven't earned the fml logo as your photo just yet....

fliplover 8

Saturday 10 August 2013 2:51

I AM THE SHITLORD!!! Thou shalt have no other shitlords before me! But yeah. He definitely is a shitlord!!!!!!

Bloodangel4ever 14

Saturday 10 August 2013 4:13

Next time you run into him start crying and cowering, begging him not to hit you again. What a shitlord.

whyuacactus 4

Monday 12 August 2013 9:22

you should've told him something back

doihaveto 6

Friday 16 August 2013 3:05

wow what an asshole

PhishloverA 14

Friday 16 August 2013 9:10

I busted out laughing for about a minute as soon as I saw "shitlord." The words people come up with on this site lmfao

cho_bee 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 2:03

Shitlord? LOL! I like that. You should start a blog!!!

Bludmagnus 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 12:36

The next time you see him, punch him in the nads as hard as you can, and cry over the abortion he forced you to have. That will teach him.

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