By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML
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cheezball63 8

Damn that's cold

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ninjala 10

Shitlord. I can't get over that title.

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bestbelieve 9

Damn. I should have done that when I saw my ex at the mall. Oh well

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Krystal3408 32

He's a cunning asshole. Do something worse back. Scream that he can't buy you with money or something. It'll make him look awful.

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Wafflestomper 22

Maybe you should have pretended like you didn't know him. See if he can remember you name. Edit: Also, some "best friend".

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LudicMonster 22

Sacrifice him to the Gods

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randm_dude 9

Kudos to the guy. Well played, sir. You have to admit he did a good troll job there. Not making a moral judgement here, just saying he trolled op quite well.

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Coolet90 7

this is when it helps to be quick and witty you should have had a comeback. such as anything like what others have said

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russfml 31

Be glad that piece of work did cheat on you. He sounds like a coward and a scum bag fyl. There's way better guys out there than that piece of shit

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Chris93Jones 20

should have took the high road. your ex best friend is a bad friend, they deserve each other and when she cheats on her, don't plan on taking her back as a good friend

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