Miscellaneous: Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving...

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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You deserved it 61 677

By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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You deserved it 39 823

Cool phone

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 03:30

Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML

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You deserved it 1 334

One night

By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 01:00 - Sweden - ?ngelholm

Today, I woke up from putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize until I smelt burning plastic.. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Anonymous - 19/09/2021 00:30 - Australia - Mypolonga

Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML

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You deserved it 1 039

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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You deserved it 288

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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You deserved it 6 967

Shocking!

By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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You deserved it 2 592

By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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EmilianaLondon 14

Tuesday 3 September 2013 0:09

Sorry but you are the epitome of stupidity.

golden_warrior 23

Tuesday 3 September 2013 0:09

You should put your brain in there to see if you can charge it

Comments

theboy13 13

Tuesday 3 September 2013 9:17

What an idiot

katykoolcat 13

Tuesday 3 September 2013 9:24

Sometimes it amazes me to know what kind of people are out there. I feel ashamed to be in this generation.

thatisfuckedup 6

Tuesday 3 September 2013 9:42

Sir, you are in need of a Darwin Award.

150493x 29

Tuesday 3 September 2013 9:51

YDI. Please don't put your head in there to try inspire another bad idea.

Highroller42 2

Tuesday 3 September 2013 9:52

Is anyone else not surprised op is from Arkansas?

sammieshortcake 15

Tuesday 3 September 2013 15:37

I'm from Arkansas. Stupid people are everywhere. **** you very much.

snazzily 2

Tuesday 3 September 2013 10:02

that's nuts, try putting in the toaster on the bagel setting, screen facing out. it makes the glass harder to break.

jayleensmama 14

Tuesday 3 September 2013 10:07

People like you are why there's instructions on curling irons and wet naps.

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 4 September 2013 8:41

And toothpicks

LtBoom 13

Tuesday 3 September 2013 10:21

Yeah...you should probably stay anonymous.

Shikamaru_fml 11

Tuesday 3 September 2013 10:28

Wow are you stupid, totally YDI

cheshireau 26

Tuesday 3 September 2013 10:30

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. Feeling pumped, I grabbed what I thought was a light dumbbell. It wasn’t. I dropped it on my toe and screamed so loud that the gym bros around me stopped mid-workout to stare at me. FML

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Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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Today, I went to the print shop to get some work printed. The guy serving me printed my entire order wrong because he pushed the wrong button, so it had to be done again. He tried to charge me a fine for the mistake he made because "it's not a viable business otherwise". FML

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Today, I reached my exam center late after taking the wrong metro twice, only to find out that I forgot my calculator at home. FML

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Today, I talked to my husband about leaving his parents' house. He said, and I quote, ''No. I don't want the responsibility of paying bills.'' FML

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