Nahh, those could scare you a lot when you are distracted.

You should never be distracted in the kitchen, that's how you get hurt, which OP learned the hard way.

I am a ****

This comment section confuses me...And 1 - I think you mean scared* (:

16 - thanks for you concern, but I did not mean scared.

no matter how prepared i am for the toaster to finish, i still manage to get scared when it finally does.

LOOOOL , lesgoo .

One does not simply avoid being scared by the toaster :(

#Cosign @ #6

Wait...what?

Oh wait nevermind, I thought you said "bum."

I like to feel bums.

Lol.

Oh toaster you so scary. Can't wait for an animated version of this.

Not me. :)

My toaster scares me all the time! I feel your pain op.

Toasters scare a lot of people. See pulp fiction

And how?

Yes it is a burn, boiling water can cause a 2nd degree BURN.

It's more likely to cause a SCALD.

Scald and burn are synonymous.

Yeah man, I boiled some water and was carting the pot to the counter and I dropped it. It'll burn the shit out of you.

Zaffro's retard logic : If a wound is not caused by fire, it cannot be called a burn.

Desired outcome achieved.

Suuure.

Everybody loves buttered toast

Bitches love toast.

BANG!!