Kids: Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found... - FML

By Anonymus - 18/04/2015 07:01 - Sweden

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

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Markovski 18

Saturday 18 April 2015 23:40

R.I.P. OP

Epiccake 15

Saturday 18 April 2015 23:39

What a loving child

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daisysadie 14

Monday 27 April 2015 3:40

oH

alfonze07 12

Monday 27 April 2015 16:50

#relationshipgoals

savemeSheehan 8

Monday 27 April 2015 22:23

Turn that shit in... to somebody

JulietVoltora 15

Monday 27 April 2015 23:42

that girl has some serious crush on your boy!!!!

mahaliah17 9

Tuesday 28 April 2015 20:28

ydi lol shouldn't be reading her diarie

mahaliah17 9

Tuesday 28 April 2015 20:29

ydi for reading her diary

piperzone 2

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:32

Did you tell your parents. You have evidence press charges.

Meghan_Elise 0

Thursday 30 April 2015 23:11

Well I'm nineteen and my parents and sisters' still go through my shit.

sarahj13 13

Monday 1 June 2015 6:59

This is going to sound weird but has your sister always been kinda aggressive toward you, it's common for children to be aggressive towards siblings especially if they believe that sibling is being favorited by their parents. If she exhibits further disturbing signs I would talk to your parents about her seeing a psychiatrist.

deviousangel89 13

Thursday 18 June 2015 5:33

Psycho bitch...

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