Miscellaneous: Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better... - FML

By DLS - 18/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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Same thing different taste

By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 19:25 - Thailand - Bang Bua Thong

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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Not a geography major

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:45 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

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By Avery - 24/03/2012 20:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

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Bad sign

By Jules - 16/07/2023 00:02 - Germany

Today, with the help of a good map, I managed to figure out that a near-invisible path that I hadn’t even noticed was actually the continuation of my bike route. Twenty metres further, I found the signpost confirming this… quite well hidden in a bush. For anyone without a map, FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 15:23 - United States

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

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By Loser - 12/05/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

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By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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Culture war bullshit

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML

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MikeStern 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:05

Unless you live in Monaco or The Vatican that's to be expected.

Hammy4Glo 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:23

actually WoWs map is quite detailed... there is a lot going on... however I also know WoWs map better than our country's... simply because I never look at an atlas but I see WoW everyday... and yes I have a life... I simply enjoy gaming

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vvn91 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:15

Well, it doesn't matter. You obviously spend most of your time on WoW than on the real world.

rayrayandbread 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:13

and that's bad because??? I love WOW!

Lightslei 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:16

Honestly dude, quit. It's just not worth it. Hell I quit almost a year ago and can still draw the maps, abilities of each class etc >.< It's a god damn disease. I seriously need to find like a forgetting syrup.

transcedental 18

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:26

^^ this

jake_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:30

actually if you quit ayear ago, the abillitys prolly changed so you couldn't list all the abillitys let alone what they did....

HoesInaBox 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:31

@20: When you find the cure, hook me up!

bkullas 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:52

agree 100%. I remember I mentioned that on a previous fml and her fml army started yelling at me lol

snakebite009 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:22

lmao, +1 internets for you

MadaZer0 8

Friday 19 February 2010 0:47

So?

quikwit1212 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 2:03

Snick, I like your new picture! Just so you know, I don't hate you, and I actually enjoy reading most of your comments.

ktbird 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:19

WTF is up with the deleting of comments on this one. Mine was deleted twice and was nothing spam or bad, as was quite a few others.

ktbird 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:38

Err this is from the US

sam411411 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:22

Today, I realized that Snickerdoodles has no life because everytime I happen to go on fml, I see one of her comments. FYL, snicks

Nikolee 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:24

pwnd lol

stinkytruck 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:27

Goober

XxRayRayxX 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:27

haha agree ^^

warriorsoul 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:31

EPIC LIFE FAIL!

Polionixon 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:32

Right dude playing WoW is no different from guys playing their Console systems. Just play in moderation! :) that's what i do!

jbweggman 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:38

get a life seriously!

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Today, I really hate you. Why would you lie to me and tell me you chose me over her, just to talk to her again behind my back? I forgave you, we ended on good terms, I'm happy with that. I'm not really mad with you, I'm just confused and sad. The whole time my friends were telling me to stop and they were right about you. FML

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Today, I was told that the $8,500 bill for my new water well grew to $11,000 because of a fair amount of overtime. I learned that the men I hired to drill the new well at our home were spending the overtime drilling my daughter as well. FML

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Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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