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amenenamen
not the imployers fault u went 2 the slammer
yeah... this is kinda lame.
I hate snickerdoodles negative ass
good lord people Im sick of everyone hating on snickers wastes space, she is a regular, she has a reputation, people look for her, FML commentors have our own society. Deal with it, stop whining. If you get accepted after whining constantly have a ball, 'till then stoofoo
snicker no one likes u
Lincoln, no-one likes you either, don't worry...
i love snickerdoodles! and i will fight anyone who dissagrees with me!!
yea she's cool
@underfailer, English please. I usually hate ppl who correct grammar on FML, but I tried really hard to understand your post... I can't decipher it
the correct name is snickershit n who in thier right mind wants to c tht sht comment
ydi for getting in prison in the first place
watagatapitusberry (WHAT?!) WATAGATAPITUSBERRY (EL QUE!?)
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Show it anywayI agree.. you can be on probation for petty shit for 5 years. maybe OP was a bad teenager and has now matured. nobody's perfect. and nobody has the right to judge OP either.
Were you really a prison bitch as your name suggests? Because if you served time, it might not matter that you'll be off probation. Whatever your crime, did you not think about the consequences of your actions beforehand? Why are you surprised this is happening? To everyone who is talking about forgiveness -- why should a company take a gamble that this is the one criminal in a thousand who saw the error of his/her ways and turned over a new leaf? Would you trust a stranger with a record to house-sit?
I agree this person deserves this, if you hadn't been such a ******* loser in the first place this wouldn't have happened to you. Consider this part of your continual punishment, maybe next time you'll follow the simply laws society has put in place, the rest of us can, stop being a ******* moron, stop leading a loser life.
babybubz, is that ur boobs? or ur tummy? I can't tell. and ur name kinda refers to babies so. . . . what is that?
I never said it did but it shouldn't define the rest of his life.
Who gives a shit about grammer its a ****** form about shittiy things that happon to people and the worlds not going explode if we miss a comma.
So you'd rather he not try to improve his lot in life? I hope the OP goes back to crime, carjacks you and shoots you dead in the process. You suck at life.
I think the OP has bigger problems to worry than his grammer and how do you know he did any of that. How do you know he dident get drunk with his friends and do something really stupid. You suck at life.
in what way is not being excepted for a job going to improve his life? I guess in your mind he suddenly turns good because he gets rejected from a good job, huh?
I promise you that put under enough scrutiny any one of us would be found to have broken at least half a dozen laws in our lifetime. so many laws are ridiculous. OP probably smoked a joint and got busted and put on probation or something. Most dudes on probation didn't do anything too bad, hence reason they got probation versus jail/prison time.
Not everyone who is on probation is a reckless criminal. I know a guy who got a felony charge and was on probation for 2 years because his friend put a Xanax in a pack of cigarettes, and he grabbed the pack because he thought it was his, and he got searched by the cops and they found the pill. I know another guy who got searched because his girlfriend was getting arrested and he was trying to figure out what was going on, and the cops found a SPECK of weed in his pocket (the police report literally says 0.01 grams) and got a felony charge and probation because the drug laws here in Florida are really strict. And cops don't always have good reasons for searching people. When I was 16, I got pulled over for having a license plate light out at night. The cop then said he had to search me because my car "smelled like marijuana." This was before I had EVER smoked weed, and my car sure has hell did not smell like it.
im on probation for shit i didnt do so dont say its his fault. our justice system has many flaws. nobody is perfect
67, you made a grammar mistake correcting the grammar mistake of a guy who made a grammar mistake...
wow
The world would be so much safer if those damn criminals stopped commuting to their crimes. But seriously. No one should judge OP. We don't know what they are on probation for. It could be a very minor charge. A simple mistake they made when they were much younger.
ha ha
lol finally someone said it :X
He's paid his debt to society. He shouldn't have a mark on him for the rest of his life that says he's only qualified for burger work.
Lol, you should look up the definition of commuting a crime. Hint: It means to defer a crime, i.e. probation.
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Show it anywayagree ydi for being a **** up in the first place
It's not fair but that's life OP. Your crime could have been so minor for all we know but that doesn't change your situation. Making a living is going to be tough for you. All anyone could say is good luck and think twice next time. I watch good people suffer for these same reasons. Be good and be strong.
Crime is crime and you have to pay YDI op
the same shit happened to my husband all the time, unless you raped a kid or something like that I thinks it's a crappy thing
Not really you broke the law why should you get the same ride us decent folk do, you should have a harder ride if you don't like it obey the law.
One day, #7, you'll make a single mistake, and it will end up badly for you. I hope that, when this happens, and you're trying to atone for that, and working hard to overcome it, that someone like you rubs it in your face and calls you a ****-up. Nobody is perfect. And very few have the balls to better themselves after they've been through something like an arrest and conviction. Go OP, I hope you find that job you want.
well said
If you break the law they send you to prison. When you've served your time your sentence should be up too. But in the states and some other countries it's never up. The reason most countries don't have the death penalty is we believe all people can reform.
yeah I ALSO think raping kids is A LITTLE BIT creepy.
Just a little bit.
lmao @ the name prisonbitch
Maybe there is some extra tax benefit your employer could get if they hire you while you are still on probation. Call your state dept of labor. Unless you lied on your application.
If you do stupid things that follow you then you deserve any and all associated shit for failing at being a good citizen!
so if you steal something worth a fiver because of peer pressure or whatever as a teenager you should never get a decent job because employers are scared of anything that sounds like crime
being a good citizen is highly overrated. I mean Bush use to snort coke and he got to be President.
The school you applied to just aren't looking for a 5-time convicted paedophile. Sorry.
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Jeez. I do think that criminals should be punished, but half the people here are flying off their rockers for some crime they don't even know the full details of. Maybe OP's changed. He's obviously served (or almost at least) his sentence and hopefully learned his lesson. Ever hear of forgiveness?
Were you really a prison bitch as your name suggests? Because if you served time, it might not matter that you'll be off probation. Whatever your crime, did you not think about the consequences of your actions beforehand? Why are you surprised this is happening? To everyone who is talking about forgiveness -- why should a company take a gamble that this is the one criminal in a thousand who saw the error of his/her ways and turned over a new leaf? Would you trust a stranger with a record to house-sit?