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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 19:25 - Thailand - Bang Bua Thong

Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML

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By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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By lilybelle11 - 03/11/2020 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 07:51

Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML

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The neverending dinner

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 14:00

Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML

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By DLS - 18/02/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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Self sabotage

By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 00:02 - Germany

Today, I gave myself a major foodgasm by creating an absolutely yummy egg and mushroom salad with mustard. Turns out, though, that my digestive abilities are not quite as good as my culinary ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

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By SocialAnxietyNightmare - 09/02/2012 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

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Experimenting

By anon - 24/08/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I found a recipe online that looked delicious and not too complicated. Halfway through cooking, I realized I was reading the instructions for two different recipes and had combined them into one horrific dish. The resulting meal tasted like burnt cardboard mixed with regret. My girlfriend ended up ordering takeout. FML

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Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:51

Well, OP, even in WoW, cooking takes skill (points).

RivetingTaleChap 6

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:53

Log off. You might be surprised by what you can accomplish when you make a genuine effort.

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BagelTheOtaku 25

Wednesday 21 August 2013 22:20

what's your BTag

rebellionwars 11

Saturday 24 August 2013 5:01

Lmao, this is the best.

brandy_garcia 3

Wednesday 28 August 2013 19:14

now when do you realize that you cant spell?

musiciangirl591 16

Friday 13 September 2013 3:40

some countries spell realize with an "s"... OP is probably from one of those countries

Fru1403 11

Monday 14 July 2014 4:27

For the horde! ;D

Ohshitdude 21

Friday 26 September 2014 5:20

maybe its time to lose the mouse and pick up a spatula?

Tossan1999 11

Thursday 12 February 2015 20:18

I'm sure it'll just be easier to learn how to now, OP. Wouldn't suggest many WoW recipes though.

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