She already did!

Yep, I should have realised the obvious. Facepalming at myself.

Anyone else think its pretty obvious op is a regular fml reading because of her name? Since people usually reply "u mean ex boyfriend" to these types of fmls. It's like op answered beforehand.

63, yeah, but obviously doesn't have an account. Kinda disappointing really.

Not a single person made an "You mean your ex-boyfriend" joke. Im absolutely astonished.

Because of OP's name, dummy :P

At least he didn't say "it wasn't me.."

He obviously wasn't drunk..

You don't know that.

and getting drunk enough to make out with another woman while op is at work is also grounds for breaking up anyways

19 - Maybe that guy who killed a small child with his car was drunk. If so, we should forgive him. Yeah, that logic doesn't check out 19.

yea, I doubt he was drunk. some guys are just cheating assholes

19, even if I do get drunk, I still know what I'm doing. Just because you drink does not mean it's ok to cheat or anything else. It's still cheating regardless of the situation.

19 even if he was drunk that is no excuse for cheating. OP did the right thing by dumping him.

When I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be...

Even though he ****** up that bad, and he deserves to be dumped, but he doesn't really deserve that. He could turn OP in for sexual harrassment.

kicking someone in the balls isn't sexual harassment, it's assault.. who cares really lol

With how she said "My Sofa" implys it's her residence. They are intruders.

Isn't it both?

Not necessarily her residence, they could live together and still have separate articles so long as they didn't jointly pay for it

Probably the police...

you would be horrified if a guy posted that his girlfriend was cheating on him and the commenters were telling him to beat her up.

THANK YOU, 104! i hate how some girls think they can be sexist all they want, but guys cant.

Yes. The double standard is so silly, and I'm saying this as a female--just because it benefits my gender doesn't mean I should think it's okay. Domestic abuse is NOT acceptable, and it's an issue of human rights, not gender.

read her username. i take it she did.

I'd kick my gf in the ****** if she cheated on me.

Thumb up for "dingle ****"!

FML: Teaching people colorful insults since 2008.

Thumps down for "dingle ****" sounds like something you blurt out when not knowing what to say.

So he's a cocktard AND a dingle ****??? I don't think he deserves the attention of two awesome (if insulting) nicknames!

Damn 50 dislikes! Im sorry i will thumbs up...