By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.

141 10
Predental 5

Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.

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iAmScrubs 19

Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.

141 10
BahahahLOL 0

Then OP could make a bigass dogsled team.

24 5
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Then your dogs can maul anyone who refuses your friendship to death

19 3
instnt1nfction 17

force sex between a husky and a pug, then use the outcome to attack your enemies

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kcluna 6

Don't worry they are the most loyal friends you'll ever get! Also the only creature on earth that will love more than itself!! I love dogs ;)

6 1
Zya_fml 8

Oh my, i read this FML really wrong...thought it said: "I realized I do more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs."

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Felix_Felicis15 8

Hahaha 28, your comment made me laugh.

2 1
Caesium 3

You seem like a real nice person, urdirtyolduncle.

0 1
fleh 0

Wuz dat a cute awwwww or a sympathetic awwwwww

4 8
cptmorgan15 2

I'm guezzing dat wuznt a cute awww

9 1
BWill9014 4

yez cuz dat wouldntz fit right if it waz a cute Awwwwwwwwwww........z lol

3 5
whoisthisgirl 4

well they don't judge you :) animals are great~

0 1
iLazy 0

The Internet is open to find friends who couldn't care less about your outlook and appearance

33 8
unknown33429 0

True but personality still comes through, which is why I don't have any friends online.

12 3
Lucidium 0

when you can't make friends online you have issues

9 3
mintcar 9

Hahaha. Well OP, you should try and put effort into making friends. It's not always easy but it's quite possible.

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sixfoot2 0

you don't make friends by putting effort into it...It usually just happens naturally.

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mintcar 9

Um, no. It doesn't come naturally to all of us. Some people have trouble making friends. And by effort, I meant OP should actually do something about it. If he or she is in school then attending events and being a little more social with classmates would be a good start.

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xGabri3L 3

Your a pimp you have bitches.

38 3
Predental 5

Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.

58 6
lolmaster7654321 4

thats really hard to do though... i mean like emotionaly so then if the OP was sad all the time they might have no friends!

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hollowaybrady34 6

Your picture is very Ironic.

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canadian_ftw 8

Well at least you have someone living with you! And someone to keep you company!

9 1
Snafuusmc 12

dog is mans best friend!

11 3
MrSexyPants 14

Aren't negative friends...enemies?

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MedChew 19

So at least one of the two dogs is not your friend?

12 3