Love: Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately,...

By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00

Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML

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By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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Tuesday 4 September 2012 21:53

That's never a good idea!

bargarlm 2

Tuesday 4 September 2012 21:54

You couldn't take him on a date or buy him something nice or something?? A tattoo? WHY

Comments

Isa_fml 20

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:33

This might seem unorthodox, but did you ever consider, uh, talking to him?

alecia0917 2

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:59

Ur a dumbass

deliki 11

Wednesday 5 September 2012 5:17

Did anyone else see the irony that op user name is "no name" that's what she will be saying once she gets the tat removed.. "oh yea that was just no name x husband"

skyfire21 3

Wednesday 5 September 2012 5:53

Never tattoo a guys name, that just guarantees that you'll break up with each other.

bgiles626 2

Wednesday 5 September 2012 6:10

I've heard of guys doing that for girls.. I haven't heard of it the other way around. Bad idea.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 5 September 2012 6:17

You got a tattoo when you guys were already fighting? Getting his name tattooed on you even when things are good is a ridiculously bad idea. Why would you even consider that?!