By bubbashrek - 28/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
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chosha_fml 26

Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'

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addie19 6

you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.

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heyred 11

Um, tell your attorney to tell her attorney to tell her to stop?

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lhamil64_fml 5

If it's on Facebook, you can report her. At the very least, she can be kicked off Facebook because creating multiple accounts is against the TOS.

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AmberCanFlyy 4

Post pictures with a ton of super hot chicks and write statuses about them. Make her not want to stalk you. Make her jealous if she is. :)

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Tyger44 1

Mke hr stalk him more with revenge in mind??

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coltsrock37 15

Find a smoking hot chick on facebook, pay her $10 to be in a fb relationship with you for two days, and watch the stalking stop and jealousy start.

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onefinemess 11

If you edited your privacy settings so she can't see anything you do there will be no point in cyber stalking you.

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Qball_LAX 7

Trust me Bro it never gets any better. Mine still stalks me and she left nearly three years ago. She even had the nerve to file a restraining order on ME. As a wise man once said, "Bitches be crazy."

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davedizzle 0

Easy fix...log off or deactivate your profile. It's annoying people think FB is needed in order to survive

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charlotte100 2

Regardless of what social network site ure on, u can always change ur privacy settings so randoms can't add u unless u like accepting strangers as "friends".

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