By bubbashrek - 28/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
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chosha_fml 26

Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'

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addie19 6

you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Is it that big of a deal? That's what Facebook was created for anyway..

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you_and_me_fml 8

If he just realized she was stalking him and they are getting a divorce, i doubt he wants to see anymore of her

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lawrenceps 0

That's makes no sense... Besides shed probably be happy if he stalked her back

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LiLSumSum 0

if you know she's stalking you..make it look like you having a time of your life without her!

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LiLSumSum 0

well being married and then let it end is a big thing so may be she is afraid to let you go since no one really knows what's out there once youve been with the same person for a while.

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Trololololololo_fml 7

Restraining order. And make sure the police blocks her IP as well.

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addie19 6

you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.

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aFatFuck 0

Also, if this is facebook, just make the settings so strangers can't see your wall, info, or photos.

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MrSarcasm 4

Faraday cage. Fat chance she'll find you then. And landmines.

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IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

How do you know that this is facebook?? He didn't say it

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FMS23 0

Twitter u can't hide stuff really though as long as someone follows u lol

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thwei 0

But you can screen you twitter followers.

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ironwords 8

#33 what you did right there, made the English language cry.

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MwahFMLS 6

You can block people on Twitter.

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chosha_fml 26

Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'

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smartash20 0

bhahaha BRILLIANT!!

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Yeah! Make that bitch feel sorry!

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CaitieKates 0

ahahahaha yesssss do it!!!

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leadman1989 15

Watch out for random drugs in your food or you might end up with your penis in a food processor.

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kings1fan 6

Don't joke around like that! This chick might actually do it!

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okiidokii_fml 6

Haha ur profile says Justin beaver

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leadman1989 15

Well it's either because he gets a lot of pelt... or gnaws on wood all day.

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kickazz16 15

Simple, just tell the police. It's in the category of harassment. Plus I'd bitch slap her for that.

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awh_crap 17

That's when she turns up with a baby saying: "Look, I've been trying to tell you something..."

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dgurlrox 0

Lol. She gonna get u! My friends going thru something somewhat similar except the girl is pregnant.

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fockeygirl 12

#10 Maybe he shouldn't have gotten her pregnant.

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herop 0

Haha try to be invisible to search if it's FB

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muhilrashid 4

Ah she still loves you aint that cute and a bit creepy hope everything works out

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yomommma 6

But she broke up with him...

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