By Username - 05/12/2010 17:04 - United States

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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fightingkittens 39

How do you know they slept around in high school? Here's some math: Marries at 18 (we have seen why this is becoming less common), gets pregnant a year later (now she's 19), marriage fails (because they were young and didn't think it through) and she will probably be 20 before the divorce is finalized. Perfectly reasonable scenario, not a ****, and still too young to drink. #10--asshole. Go back to remedial modern day society classes, and adjust your views of this country. God, some people are so out of touch.

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worldclass 0

I laughed that you said it's "not hard." you must be getting help.

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fearthereaper79 0

hahaha YOU SUCK

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lobo1011 0

lol I know who this is! ... DUmb Ass!!!! lol

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Stephie2009 0

ha ha! I have been married twice, divorced and have one kid. that was before I turned 20.

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jansdo 1

if you actually avoided drinking until it was legal you might be in this situation.

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schmock_fml 0

legally drinking at the age of 16 is awesome. we in Germany have a lot lower teen pregnancy rate than the US for instance. the problem is not the alcohol but how sex education is dealt with in the us. I've been living there and I know what I'm talking about. most of them teens just have sex cos the parents talk about it as a bad thing or don't talk about it at all. everybody knows that they should put a wrapper round the willy but they r not that aware of the consequences if thy don't. my meaning, bye :)

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ulicksam 0

You so deserve it for being an idiot over and over again.

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