By Username - 05/12/2010 17:04 - United States

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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fightingkittens 39

How do you know they slept around in high school? Here's some math: Marries at 18 (we have seen why this is becoming less common), gets pregnant a year later (now she's 19), marriage fails (because they were young and didn't think it through) and she will probably be 20 before the divorce is finalized. Perfectly reasonable scenario, not a ****, and still too young to drink. #10--asshole. Go back to remedial modern day society classes, and adjust your views of this country. God, some people are so out of touch.

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worldclass 0

I laughed that you said it's "not hard." you must be getting help.

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okmoekee 0

i know how you feel, i was married and am going through a divorce...i still can't legally buy a drink

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JesusSchwartz 5

At least when the time finally comes, you'll have plenty of reasons to drink...

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bryans1990 9

wow your family must be proud of you for setting the bar so damn high. ydi.

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the4starr 3

well someone is a very sad person. i like how you said LEGALLY drink. i suppose you do a fair lot too. won't your mother be proud ?

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TheZarola 10

You deserve it. If you were married before 21, okay. That's not bad. But being pregnant and getting a divorce? Seems like you were being ignorant and rushing. Also, unless your husband is/was abusive, you likely don't know what marriage is. It's a commitment, which you don't know how to make.

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killacarm 0

UR A DUMB BITCH u deserve the miserable life u have because u couldn't keep ur legs closed like all these other naive pregnant teens here's a thought if u can't keep ur legs closed use a condom or bc or the plan b pill shit get a ****** abortion now ur a kid with a baby n a single momFUCKIN IDIOT

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killacarm 0

Chicks like you make me love my life even more I'm 21 I have no kids and I've been with the same guy since I was 17 and never once had a pregnancy scare cuz I'm not dumb like you haha I bet u thought u were gonna live happily ever after keep clicking ur heels sweetheart you'll be in Kansas someday

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killacarm 0

Ugh lookin threw these comments anyone defending is a ****** idiot and problem in the same position she made the decisions to get married young and have a kid if u make bad choices u end up with shit hence her struggling for the rest of her life and never having shit or anytime for herself

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bratwa 0

Wow, calm down already. I'm 29 and think that's to early to get married and have children, but I don't bash on people who do it differently. She made some bad mistakes, but she is young, her life isn't over. Her kid might grow up happy and healthy and so on... Don't just presume the worst!

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fightingkittens 39

Killacarm just shut the f*** up! You are making all sorts of assumptions about OP's life, when you really have no idea what's going on. Contraceptives can fail. Also, what happened to the idea that she got pregnant while married? If you're married for a few years, it's perfectly possible. I'm defending her. And I'm not pregnant. Or married. Or even legally able to marry. Or even dating someone. Or even in HIGH SCHOOL, asshole. F*** off.

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