Money: Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved... - FML

By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

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Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 05:00

Today, I told my son to get a job and start paying rent. Five minutes later he transferred me rent for the next 5 years. When I demanded to know where he got that kind of money, he showed me his bank statements. He’s made more money mining Bitcoin than I’ve made in 15 years. FML

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By Cammi0 - 02/06/2015 17:58 - United States

Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML

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By IHateBeingAStudent - 12/02/2012 09:43

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

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By jen - 21/12/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, my six year-old son maxed my credit card on Robux. FML

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By mooseknuckle - 31/05/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML

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By Matt - 15/09/2022 11:30

Today, my 7 year-old daughter was counting all the money she made over the weekend from her lemonade stand. She made sixty dollars and said now she has more money than I do. She's right. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2023 10:00

Today, I let my young son play on my RuneScape account, figuring he was too young to do much more than walk around randomly. I came back to find out he'd somehow gotten into my in-game bank and lost a huge amount of money. FML

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Top comments

makersmarkmike 17

Tuesday 19 November 2013 0:37

Kids cost money, hopefully you are spending yours on him! There is nothing wrong with being broke if you are using your money for the right reasons.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 19 November 2013 0:36

He'll be a great investor when he grows up.

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crazydave1998 6

Tuesday 19 November 2013 22:47

which means your too lazy to work hard,or you spend to much..Better man up and get on it or he will be your boss soon

Miaku 11

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:20

Maybe you shouldn't have a kid..

BarbieBlanca 10

Wednesday 20 November 2013 4:25

hey, times are tough lol.

BarbieBlanca 10

Wednesday 20 November 2013 4:26

lmao he's a five yr old. what bills does he have?! omg the stupidity of some people

154rct 7

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:51

How much do you have?

SwtCherryPie 26

Thursday 21 November 2013 2:24

Im in the same boat, except my kid is 8.

RockNRollAndrew 18

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:49

Teach him about taxes and take 30% of his ca$h

Girlie7 11

Friday 22 November 2013 10:20

I can imagine a conversation will take place in your house You :hey son,can I please have twenty bucks?i really need it to pay my library book due by tomorrow . Son: ok dad.But first finish my homework or else forget about it....

winston5 6

Friday 22 November 2013 23:28

Just steal his piggy bank

JDday 1

Tuesday 26 November 2013 17:06

Steal if

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