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By Patrick - 27/01/2010 11:55 - United States

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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actorboy461 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

That sucks.... & apparently she does too =P

mandlebrot 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:13

so did she give you pointers on how to do it right?

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grungecat 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:20

ydi

aaronsko 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:22

ydi for not making a move on her..

YeahFMLxX 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:00

Pics - if your hot..

hellokittywhore 0

Monday 26 July 2010 3:27

lol same with my current boy friend, untill I came along that is!! :D

leela11 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 15:55

no shit Sherlock Holmes

swearmonkey 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 23:12

Woo-hoo! Rise against!

SocialAnarchyX5 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:22

That is awesome!

Trevv 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:21

I have the video...

ranamile 0

Friday 6 January 2012 2:01

I know!!!

actorboy461 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

That sucks.... & apparently she does too =P

irsmeagol 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:44

you mean munch? :D

Bertha5 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:08

aahhhaa! is she a lesboo?

acuraintegraman 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 21:44

obviously

infiniti_G 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:26

THREESOME ANYONE..? YLIFA

RaKum12 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:22

agree with #5

PedoPancakes 7

Friday 20 January 2012 2:24

Hahaha :D your awesome #5

Sansational_ 18

Tuesday 2 February 2016 16:08

Agreed #5

ScaryyMary 14

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:39

Yeah, but it's ok because the OP has gone further with a guy than his girlfriend will ever dream of.

BoostaRoosta 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:57

ohhhhh damn u gonna take that OP?????

quietlytearful 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 21:29

lol- gay gay gay don't kill me! imma just joking!

happyhak 5

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:44

ha ha!

rowyourboat 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:04

haha, what a fail. :L YDI though for not making a move.

Dopeyrox 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:18

your gf is awesome

MrNewOrleans 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 3:17

indeed she is....

love2bu 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:19

lol...that's sorta funny. it's awesome that you would write a fml like that!

ccc01 1

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:23

Unless she has a strapon (which can be debated if that qualifies as Home base), she can only get to third. Go get a hooker and one-up her!

blinkingstarlet 15

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:11

this comment just makes you look super smart... asshole...

Houndourpup 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:02

No one cares she's your ex.

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